The Girl

I’m sarcastic, mouthy, and my mind lives in the gutter. My bark is worse than my bite. I’m happiest when I am carrying all of my worldly possessions on my back, plane ticket in hand. I have a penchant for boys who are bad news. My other vices include tequila, trashy books, and sheesha. I think a lot of people are too uptight. I’m a little bit of an unintentional exhibitionist. I am a sucker for a guy that will play acoustic guitar for me…or rub my back. All of my bedroom walls are covered in maps or postcards. I work hard and play harder. I like pinup girls and vintage navy tattoos. I have an irrational fear of anything that slinks, crawls, or slithers. The more gratuitous sex, drug use, or violence in movies, the better. I’m part albino, well not really, but I am ridiculously pale. My pet peeves include little children, repetitive noises, and ignorance. Please don’t patronize me. I love the smell of guys’ t-shirts, rain, and grapefruits. If you don’t have something to say, you better think of something quick.