So I recently have made friends with some Aussies who are here in good old Canadia Land for the next semester. As you would expect with cultural diffusion, I shared some wholesome Canuck knowledge with them (such as the best places to get hammered for pennies in the city.) In exchange, they told me about an Australian [...]
The scene is the Loft. I am minding my own business, reading an essay in Spanish about Bonobos’ crazy sexual practices (and how they occasionally indulge in cannibalism,) and I am distracted by a belch that quite possibly shifted the gravitational pull of the Earth. It was disgusting. A burping contest ensues for about five minutes, [...]
I was talking to a friend of mine a few nights ago, looking for some insight into the male psyche.
I had a problem, a problem that had been driving me nuts for an exceptionally long time.
Our conversation went something along these lines:
Me: Why is it the second you stop giving a guy the time of day, [...]
So I’m sitting in the Loft, minding my own business, ready to slam my head against the desk as I translate an essay on recursive theory into english, and I overhear a conversation:
Apparently there is a course on pornography at the Uni. You sit, watch a segment of porn and then discuss it after.
I would [...]
I intimidate people. It’s a fact.
It’s not like I set out to either, I actually consider myself to be a pretty approachable person. That said, one of my really good friends confessed that he thought I was “bad news” when he met me. I’m the kind of girl that talks politics and religion within a [...]
Are boyfriends just guys who didn’t make the friendship cut?
I have some great friends who I would never consider dating, mostly because it would be 23.25/10 on the weirdness scale. Would you consider making out with your brother or sister? I didn’t think so.
If you said yes to that question, incest is not legal in [...]
So, the travel bug has bitten me hard. Once again, I will shove all of my worldly belongings into a bag slightly bigger than what I take with me to the gym. I will be living with strangers, some of which will have sex in the bunk above me, others will walk around in the [...]