I had a friend write this for me, I had forgotten I had it saved on my computer. It made me smile, and I can honestly say that this applies to everyone.
Any guy is disgustingly lucky to get to look at you with clothes on, let alone without. You have a stunning face, athleticism = [...]
I was flipping through the paper today and made it as far as the classifieds and the dirty talk lines. If I were to ever put in a single’s ad, here is what I would imagine it to look like:
SWF seeks SM.
Must have an impressive musical library, roughly comprised of 30-40% electronic, 30-40% acoustic/folk, 5% [...]
This weekend I have sustained myself on copious amounts of caffeine, nervous energy, and less sleep than can be possibly be healthy.
As a result of my lack of socialization over the past few days, I am craving all sorts of terrible things, and would do horrible, immoral acts to get my hands on them. Reading [...]
Fack my life.
This is the 3rd consecutive evening I have barricaded myself in this stuffy hell hole.
I have learned two things so far tonight:
1. When Rene brings me chinese food, it makes me happy.
2. I don’t give two shits about the physiographic realms of SE Asia.
Before I shacked myself up in the library for the long haul tonight, I grabbed dinner at the Uni’s food court. As I was waiting for my culinary abomination to be grilled, I was treated to someone crooning the holiday favorite “Baby It’s Cold Outside” over the PA system, a whole month and a half [...]
So after a day which consisted of getting made my IR midterm’s bitch, losing my coat and forgetting that I have to be a sociable bar star this evening, I have no energy left to type out a proper entry. I do feel a twinge guilty for leaving you with that image of Steve Aoki with his [...]
So I actually have updated this blog since my last entry, twice in fact. My computer, however, is a whore, and decided to not only delete those entries, but my entire blog, rendering it a vortex of nothingness for the past two days. This is compounded by the fact that I spent all weekend assembling [...]