I don’t understand the phenomenon that is Valentine’s Day. I mean, I would be willing to guess that 98% of the population doesn’t know that it actually started as a sacrifice where Roman men would skin a goat, dip it in sacrificial blood, and then go smack women with the bloody strips so that they [...]
The scene is the Loft. I am minding my own business, reading an essay in Spanish about Bonobos’ crazy sexual practices (and how they occasionally indulge in cannibalism,) and I am distracted by a belch that quite possibly shifted the gravitational pull of the Earth. It was disgusting. A burping contest ensues for about five minutes, [...]
So I’m sitting in the Loft, minding my own business, ready to slam my head against the desk as I translate an essay on recursive theory into english, and I overhear a conversation:
Apparently there is a course on pornography at the Uni. You sit, watch a segment of porn and then discuss it after.
I would [...]
I intimidate people. It’s a fact.
It’s not like I set out to either, I actually consider myself to be a pretty approachable person. That said, one of my really good friends confessed that he thought I was “bad news” when he met me. I’m the kind of girl that talks politics and religion within a [...]
Are boyfriends just guys who didn’t make the friendship cut?
I have some great friends who I would never consider dating, mostly because it would be 23.25/10 on the weirdness scale. Would you consider making out with your brother or sister? I didn’t think so.
If you said yes to that question, incest is not legal in [...]
So, the travel bug has bitten me hard. Once again, I will shove all of my worldly belongings into a bag slightly bigger than what I take with me to the gym. I will be living with strangers, some of which will have sex in the bunk above me, others will walk around in the [...]
I had a friend write this for me, I had forgotten I had it saved on my computer. It made me smile, and I can honestly say that this applies to everyone.
Any guy is disgustingly lucky to get to look at you with clothes on, let alone without. You have a stunning face, athleticism = [...]
I was flipping through the paper today and made it as far as the classifieds and the dirty talk lines. If I were to ever put in a single’s ad, here is what I would imagine it to look like:
SWF seeks SM.
Must have an impressive musical library, roughly comprised of 30-40% electronic, 30-40% acoustic/folk, 5% [...]
Before I shacked myself up in the library for the long haul tonight, I grabbed dinner at the Uni’s food court. As I was waiting for my culinary abomination to be grilled, I was treated to someone crooning the holiday favorite “Baby It’s Cold Outside” over the PA system, a whole month and a half [...]
So after a day which consisted of getting made my IR midterm’s bitch, losing my coat and forgetting that I have to be a sociable bar star this evening, I have no energy left to type out a proper entry. I do feel a twinge guilty for leaving you with that image of Steve Aoki with his [...]