I was talking to a friend of mine a few nights ago, looking for some insight into the male psyche.
I had a problem, a problem that had been driving me nuts for an exceptionally long time.
Our conversation went something along these lines:
Me: Why is it the second you stop giving a guy the time of day, [...]
This weekend I have sustained myself on copious amounts of caffeine, nervous energy, and less sleep than can be possibly be healthy.
As a result of my lack of socialization over the past few days, I am craving all sorts of terrible things, and would do horrible, immoral acts to get my hands on them. Reading [...]
Fack my life.
This is the 3rd consecutive evening I have barricaded myself in this stuffy hell hole.
I have learned two things so far tonight:
1. When Rene brings me chinese food, it makes me happy.
2. I don’t give two shits about the physiographic realms of SE Asia.
So I actually have updated this blog since my last entry, twice in fact. My computer, however, is a whore, and decided to not only delete those entries, but my entire blog, rendering it a vortex of nothingness for the past two days. This is compounded by the fact that I spent all weekend assembling [...]
Alright, I own a couple things from Lulu Lemon, I’m not going to lie. It is an undeniable fact that on most girls, they make their ass look fantastic. Unlike most of the people who wear them, however, I actually use them to work out – a foreign concept, I know.
Whenever I head to my [...]
Dear Boy,
When I told you that I don’t do long term relationships, and you proceed to tell me how you had the next 10 years of your life planned out with your ex,
It freaked me out.
When I told you that I didn’t forsee being free for the rest of the semester, and that I wasn’t [...]
So, I’m currently doped up on lovely antihistamines, can only breathe through one side of my nose, and am left with even less patience than I usually have. I want to do nothing more than make myself a cup of tea, crawl into my bed, and watch some sort of shitty movie. Sadly, that’s not [...]
So, I’m not particularly sure what exactly I should be writing in this entry. To be honest, I’m not writing of my own accord. You see, there is this boy, who I was unfortunate enough to have met last week, and I truly pitied him. He doesn’t have many friends, and me, being the kind [...]
If there is anything in my life that I hate more than repetitive noises, ignorance, or guys who wear their pants too low, it’s banality. While I don’t consider myself to be a trendsetter by any stretch of the imagination, I can safely say that I am open to try anything at least once. Lately [...]
So I don’t know if any of you who waste your time reading this blog are familiar with the “Twilight” series by Stephenie Meyers, but chances are if you are female, like a trashy book, and have some time on your hands, you have. For those of you who haven’t read the books, here is [...]